Eating Chickens?! No Way!!!!!!!!
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The National Broiler Council
They not only have recipes, but tell you how to chop up your chicken, too.
Phil's Red Hot Curry
You'll eat chicken, but you'll suffer for it.
TURDUCKEN (A chicken in a duck in a turkey)
Why eat just one when you can eat all three?
Michael's Hot Buffalo Wings Recipe Archive
Because it's better to eat buffalo wings than chicken wings.
And if you don't want to cook, you can always visit the bad colonel
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